Him: Mommy, if I have 4 stiches and I’m a 3-yr old, how old would YOU be if you had TWO stitches?
Me: Not a one year old.
Him: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to know better…
Him: That’s silly. How old?
Me: Old enough to be your mother.
Him: No really….
Me: A lot of years.
- Later -
Him to stranger: Mommy’s an ‘a-lotta year old.’ I’m a THREE year old.
Me: Yes dear.
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